Meeting Transcript

Published April 2, 2009 by unknown

With the univeristy’s president set to retire, McMaster has appointed a Task Force committee of representatives from the faculty, student body and community to find… Continue Reading ›

Obama/Harper

Published April 2, 2009 by unknown

BUCK HOROWITZ
AND CARL COLCHAK
SPECULATORS
 

Sponsor

It has been said by minds greater than the ones… Continue Reading ›

Ostero Returns

Published April 2, 2009 by unknown

BUCK HOROWTIZ 
SPECULATOR
 
Solomon Ostero, former candidate for Student Union president made a valiant return to the political landscape yesterday after a two-month absence. Running on the… Continue Reading ›

Skin Film Review

Published April 2, 2009 by unknown

BUCK HOROWITZ
FILM REVIEW
 
I approached Lawrence of a Labia with high expectations. Though I had never seen any of director Lance Thrust’s previous films, I had… Continue Reading ›

Speculator

Published April 2, 2009 by unknown

BUCK HOROWITZ
SPECULATOR
Albert Einstein’s brain is up for grabs, according to a McMaster University spokesperson. Said Publicity Officer Patricia Marcy on Wednesday, “We like Einstein, we… Continue Reading ›

Drugs

Published March 26, 2009 by unknown

McMaster is cracking down on drugs on campus, just in time for the home stretch of this academic year. To oversee their new anti-drug initiative… Continue Reading ›

Shave the Whales

Published March 12, 2009 by unknown

SHELBY FURMAN
CONCERNED CITIZEN
 
I would heavily like to write today about a pint that is very neer and deer to mine’s heart. I am sick and… Continue Reading ›

The Notorious Nortons

Published March 12, 2009 by unknown

LOLA BANQUET & ARIEL SANDSTORM
SPECULATORS
 
Notorious criminal Norton AntiVirus was arrested for a break-and-enter incident this past Friday. He was placed in the confines of McMaster’s… Continue Reading ›

Cockfighting Contender

Published March 5, 2009 by unknown

Buck Horowitz
SPECULATOR
 
Float like a butterfly, peck like some kind of insect that pecks things. Rumble, rooster, rumble. 
Hamilton is abuzz about a homegrown hero, a plucky… Continue Reading ›

Navy

Published March 5, 2009 by unknown

Buck Horowitz
with Carl Kolchak
SPECULATORS
 
Protests have been breaking out across campus this week in response to McMaster having allowed the Naval Reserves to set up a… Continue Reading ›