5) March 28^, 2013:
A harassing phone call was received by the SWHAT office. Some people have nothing to do on a Thursday night.

4) January 12, 2013:
A fight broke out in McKay Hall over a missing iPhone. The fight was resolved when a GPS feature on the phone proved that it was not on campus. That escalated quickly.

3) January 18,2013:
A male punched and kicked a taxi after the driver refused to overload the car. Alcohol is believed to be a factor.  Lesson learned: no sharing.

2) December 12, 2012:
Commons Building staff reported being pestered by an individual with a laser pointer. Seriously, it’s true.

1) April 18, 2013:
 Individuals were seen attempting to carry chairs off campus. As constables approached, the individuals fled and left the ill-gotten furniture behind. Authorities are seeking information on a possible dinner party.